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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 18:01

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What was your first gay male experience?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do you think hell is like?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

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Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.